Different levels of drunk...

1. Happy Drunk
1. "i love you"
2. "i dont deserve you"
3. "you're so beautiful"
4. "Why do you love me?"
2. Sad Drunk
1. "Why do you love me?" (This is on the border...)
2. "My kids love you more than me"
3. "Everyone gives up on me except my mother"
3. Mad Drunk
1. "i hate my life"
2. "I'm gonna go build a tepee in the mountains, and live in peace"
3. "This whole world is just about money"
4. "Everyone hates me except my mom and you! Why do you love me?"
4. GET THE F*** OUT Drunk
1. "F__k (Insert anything here) (and here) (and here)
2. " F*cking Wh*re C*nt Bit*h!"
3. Any loud noises, such as dishes being thrown, anything breaking, etc.