Step 1- tricked neighbor into mowing the lawn, because you cant breathe to do it yourself.
Step 2- Lie to landlord and claim you mowed 3 times, even though theres been no rain and the grass isnt growing.
Step 3- Moan and bitch that the landlord, {who never asked you to mow, you just did it and then sent her a bill} didnt cut you a check immediately and call a 86yr old woman horrid names.
Step 4- (Heres where i come in) Play pretend, like you dont know how to deposit a check at the real bank, which is between bar 1 and bar 2. So you bring me your phone and ask me to deposit it thru the app. When i open the webpage, it opens TWENTY EIGHT other pages. No wonder your battery drains fast! I start to close the tabs...porn. porn porn and more porn. Each page more graphic than the last. I dont even care about the porn, but im looking at proof you can handle the internet on your phone. I closed them all and deposited your check. Then it hit me for real...
You only watch porn when your high. You went to tacoma just a few days ago... I had to know...i checked the deposit to see if it was accepted and there it was... 80 dollar (plus fee) from the ATM at the Monkey and 80 withdrawal (plus fee) from the GoldenWest, crackbar in Tacoma. Yea...boohoo, have no money coming in...boo hoo check my PML.... boohoo gonna have to sell my selver that nobody wants after i die...boo hooo...will ALWAYS have enough for crack. Fuck your finances, fuck your health, fuck you.
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