Guess what? I'm fat. I know, it shocked me too. I thought those damn clothes elves were sneaking in my room at night and shrinking my clothes! Good thing i met Dr Wyman. He took one look at me and said (seriously) "You're fat. A brace wont work, you're too fat for knee surgery- you should have weight loss surgery and then come back. Im not into giving opiates so what are you here for?" Well...i was kind of hoping for a cortisone shot and a referral to physical therapy, but you're right, i just shouldn't exist. He showed me xrays from 2012 and 2017, did NOT offer to take xrays today, and i was out the door in under 10 mins.
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