Girlfriend

This is getting rediculous. My kitchen is still covered in salsa from last weeks drunken rage, and he did it again. Although this time i have an insiders POV.  a friend, that i trust 110%, saw Mike at the bar. With a girl. He introduced as his girlfriend. When he came home last night, he was beyond drunk. again with the shit thrown around the house, this time the bar in the bathroom broken. again. Today when i asked him about who his girlfriend was, he said (No shit) "I have to have a different one each time;you wont go out with me anymore" Whoa... it's MY fault? Okay, idiot... lets play this game.