Jealous?

When i met you, the understanding was a female roommate to cook and clean and cover for your parents. The roommate thing didn't pan out cause i cant drink like a fish; thats NOT what the nickname implies. Your parents aren't stupid, they know. You can come out now, you wont find the Christmas presents. Now- you want a girl that NEEDS you, and when you find one, you come to me and bitch cause she's money hungry. Hmm... How can i help? So lets start a game, with all your female friends, we'll tect her to make her jealous. That will show her what she's got, right? I'll keep you posted. Or blogged. Or... whatever.